The Game

Everytime we take Tai through a checkout line, or the the grocery store, someone usually says "oh he is cute!" 

Colton and I have a great routine for it. 

"Really? He's kind of a mooch." -C

"He still lives with his parents." -M

"He's a bed wetter." -C

"Doesn't even have a job." -M

"Do you want him?" -C

We always say it with a straight face, and people always look confused.

It's wonderful.

For payback Tai waits until we wash the sheets, climbs in bed with us at 2 am. And then pees. 

Then he wakes up early, opens the fridge, and steals our food.